where
great cheese
meets joyful
chaos.

We’re here to make food fun again. To bring people together. To turn ordinary moments into glorious, messy, flavour-packed memories.

Whether you’re feasting at home, planning a wedding, hosting a festival, or trying to impress the boss in a boardroom — we believe cheese should be exciting, generous, rebellious and ridiculously delicious.

Cheese Riot is a celebration of makers, farmers, friends, and pure dairy-fuelled joy. And yes… there’s always a playlist. Plus we proudly support the UN World Food Programme with every box sold.

Hand holding a wedge of Swiss cheese with a brown rind, against a plain background.

Our Three Worlds

Monthly Cheese & Drink Pairing Boxes

Your front door becomes the start of an adventure.
Every month we send out a themed cheese-and-drink pairing box featuring artisan cheeses, indie brews, banging snacks, stories from the makers, tasting notes, a bespoke playlist, and recyclable Puffin packaging.
Try a single box or gift a 1, 3, 6 or 12-month subscription.
Perfect for explorers, gifters, food lovers, and anyone who wants joy delivered.
Proving that enjoying great food and new experiences doesn't have to be complicated.
Weddings • Parties • Festivals • Private Catering

This is where the chaos comes to life.
Think crowd-stopping grazing tables, molten raclette stations, outrageous cheese toasties, taco and nacho bars, cheese-stack wedding cakes, hen-do tastings and full festival setups — all delivered with big energy and big flavour.
If you want unforgettable food, massive smiles and a party atmosphere, we’re your people.
Meetings • Away Days • Office Celebrations

Goodbye beige catering. Hello Riot.
We bring premium cheese boards, pairing boxes, artisan snacks, coffee service, and full event catering right into your workplace.
Perfect for team treats, client impressing, training days or end-of-year celebrations.
Professional… but still full-on delicious chaos.