Boxing Day Survival Box

£30.00

The Boxing Day Comfort & Carb-Load Box

For when you’ve had enough of Christmas cheer and need carbs, comfort, and cheese-based emotional support.

Boxing Day hits differently — the excitement’s dipped, the leftovers are staring at you, and the sofa looks really inviting. This box gives you everything you need to glide through the day in a warm dairy-fuelled haze. No cooking faff. No mental load. Just pure, edible self-care.

The Cheeses

Gooey Raclette

Your new post-Christmas best friend. These perfectly cut slices melt into lush, silky, molten rivers of joy over potatoes, sprouts, stuffing balls, or leftover pigs in blankets.
Minimal effort, maximum smugness.

Creamy Mature Cheddar

The kind of deeply comforting cheddar you can eat straight from the fridge when you're “just passing through the kitchen.”
Great on crackers, great on toast, great as a mid-afternoon survival snack.

The Comfort Carbs & Chaos Extras

Because Boxing Day is for carbs and softness.

Chunky Sourdough (for emergency toasties)

Thick, chewy, tangy slices — engineered for absorbing cheese. Toast it, grill it, or throw raclette between it and call it gourmet recovery food. *We can do Gluten Free! Please let us know and we will package accordingly

Festive Chutney – The Fruity Kitchen

A proper Yorkshire-made chutney bursting with warm spices, fruitiness and festive richness. The perfect partner to cheddar, raclette, and any leftover meats you’re creatively reinventing.

Crispy Onions

For crunch. For drama. For sprinkling over EVERYTHING.

Living Things Prebiotic Soda

Light, refreshing, gently fruity and exactly what you need after a December of indulgence.
Gives your gut a hug. Cuts through the cheese. Makes you feel vaguely human again.

Why This Box Is the Boxing Day Hero

  • Zero cooking skill required

  • Turns leftovers into gourmet chaos

  • Perfect for sofa grazing

  • Kids love it, adults worship it

  • The ideal “don’t talk to me, I’m recovering” companion

Give It As a Gift (to Yourself… )

This is the box for:
People who hosted Christmas and deserve a medal
People who don't want another turkey curry
People who believe carbs are a personality
People staying in their pyjamas until at least the 28th

This product contains perishable goods, including cheese and bread - so we suggest you set a delivery date as close to Boxing Day as possible - we’re delivering right up to Christmas Eve!

The Cheese Riot Playlist

Every box comes with its own handcrafted playlist — a mix of feel-good beats, cosy winter warmers and a few curveballs (because chaos is our love language).
Pop it on while you tuck in. Let the music set the mood. Let the cheese do the talking.
Good food deserves a good soundtrack.

Doing Good with Every Box — Our Support for the UN World Food Programme

At Cheese Riot, indulgence and impact go hand-in-hand.
That’s why a portion of profits from every box goes directly to the UN World Food Programme, helping provide meals and emergency food support to communities facing hunger around the world.

Because while we’re lucky enough to enjoy incredible cheese, many people aren’t guaranteed a meal at all.
Supporting WFP allows us — and you — to make a small but meaningful difference with every purchase.

Eat great cheese. Do great things. Save the world, one box at a time.

The Boxing Day Comfort & Carb-Load Box

For when you’ve had enough of Christmas cheer and need carbs, comfort, and cheese-based emotional support.

Boxing Day hits differently — the excitement’s dipped, the leftovers are staring at you, and the sofa looks really inviting. This box gives you everything you need to glide through the day in a warm dairy-fuelled haze. No cooking faff. No mental load. Just pure, edible self-care.

The Cheeses

Gooey Raclette

Your new post-Christmas best friend. These perfectly cut slices melt into lush, silky, molten rivers of joy over potatoes, sprouts, stuffing balls, or leftover pigs in blankets.
Minimal effort, maximum smugness.

Creamy Mature Cheddar

The kind of deeply comforting cheddar you can eat straight from the fridge when you're “just passing through the kitchen.”
Great on crackers, great on toast, great as a mid-afternoon survival snack.

The Comfort Carbs & Chaos Extras

Because Boxing Day is for carbs and softness.

Chunky Sourdough (for emergency toasties)

Thick, chewy, tangy slices — engineered for absorbing cheese. Toast it, grill it, or throw raclette between it and call it gourmet recovery food. *We can do Gluten Free! Please let us know and we will package accordingly

Festive Chutney – The Fruity Kitchen

A proper Yorkshire-made chutney bursting with warm spices, fruitiness and festive richness. The perfect partner to cheddar, raclette, and any leftover meats you’re creatively reinventing.

Crispy Onions

For crunch. For drama. For sprinkling over EVERYTHING.

Living Things Prebiotic Soda

Light, refreshing, gently fruity and exactly what you need after a December of indulgence.
Gives your gut a hug. Cuts through the cheese. Makes you feel vaguely human again.

Why This Box Is the Boxing Day Hero

  • Zero cooking skill required

  • Turns leftovers into gourmet chaos

  • Perfect for sofa grazing

  • Kids love it, adults worship it

  • The ideal “don’t talk to me, I’m recovering” companion

Give It As a Gift (to Yourself… )

This is the box for:
People who hosted Christmas and deserve a medal
People who don't want another turkey curry
People who believe carbs are a personality
People staying in their pyjamas until at least the 28th

This product contains perishable goods, including cheese and bread - so we suggest you set a delivery date as close to Boxing Day as possible - we’re delivering right up to Christmas Eve!

The Cheese Riot Playlist

Every box comes with its own handcrafted playlist — a mix of feel-good beats, cosy winter warmers and a few curveballs (because chaos is our love language).
Pop it on while you tuck in. Let the music set the mood. Let the cheese do the talking.
Good food deserves a good soundtrack.

Doing Good with Every Box — Our Support for the UN World Food Programme

At Cheese Riot, indulgence and impact go hand-in-hand.
That’s why a portion of profits from every box goes directly to the UN World Food Programme, helping provide meals and emergency food support to communities facing hunger around the world.

Because while we’re lucky enough to enjoy incredible cheese, many people aren’t guaranteed a meal at all.
Supporting WFP allows us — and you — to make a small but meaningful difference with every purchase.

Eat great cheese. Do great things. Save the world, one box at a time.

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