Meats & Cheeses Always Pleases

Alllllways Pleases!

Your new favourite cheeseboard-in-a-box. This feast-worthy selection brings together bold flavours, classic craftsmanship and proper Cheese Riot chaos — perfect for gifting, grazing, entertaining or elevating a night in.

What’s inside:

• Lancashire Bomber – the iconic, crumbly-yet-creamy classic with a tangy punch

• Colston Bassett Stilton – award-winning, rich, smooth and beautifully mellow blue

• Charcuterie Selection – a trio of savoury, salty, umami-packed cured meats

• Nocerella Olives - The creamiest olives from Sicily. Big, green and refreshing

• Miller’s Mondovino Moroccan Crackers – warm spice, sesame crunch and incredible with cheese

• Candied Jalapeño Cranberry Sauce – sweet heat meets festive fruit for the perfect cheeseboard chutney upgrade

A ready-made crowd-pleaser packed with character, texture and big flavour moments. Just open, arrange, pour something delicious (see your drink add-on options below!) and let the riot begin.

At Cheese Riot, every box is more than just incredible cheese.
Each one comes with a curated playlist to soundtrack your tasting, along with pairing notes, stories and proper Riot energy — turning your delivery into a full flavour & fun experience.

And because good cheese should do good too, a portion of every sale helps support the UN World Food Programme, providing vital food assistance to families facing hunger around the world.

JOIN THE RIOT. EAT THE CHEESE. SAVE THE WORLD.