The Cheese Riot Box

from £38.00

Welcome to the Riot’s flagship monthly pairing box:

A curated explosion of artisan cheese, indie drinks, banging snacks, stories from the makers, and a bespoke playlist crafted to match the vibe of the month.
Every box is themed, every pairing is intentional, and every month is a chance to discover something you’ve never tried before.

JANUARY THEME - This month we’re celebrating our friends north of the border, their huge qualification into the 2026 World Cup, a certain poet and a frankly ridiculous amount of incredible music, not to mention the tastiest cheeses! Welcome to Scotland!

Join the Riot this month in time for Burn’s night on the 25th!

What’s Inside Each Box?

Every month features:

  • 3–4 artisan cheeses (themes change monthly)

  • Drinks to match the vibe (your choice from beer, cider, wine, spirits or softs)

  • A snack pairing with purpose

  • Tasting notes + maker stories

  • A bespoke playlist

  • A donation to the UN World Food Programme

  • Recyclable Puffin Packaging

  • Full-on Cheese Riot energy


Each box comes with its own playlist - available on both Spotify & SoundCloud
Set the mood. Turn your kitchen into a tasting room. Or a rave. You do you.

We proudly support the UN World Food Programme
Every subscription helps us donate and feed people in crisis — cheese with meaning.

Choose Your Subscription Type:

1-MONTH

Dip your toes into the chaos.
Perfect as a standalone gift, a treat for yourself, or a “let’s see what this Riot is all about.”

3-MONTH


A seasonal journey through flavours, stories and pairings.

6-MONTH

Half a year of dairy-fuelled joy delivered to the door.
Ideal for foodies, explorers, and anyone who loves a monthly surprise.

Choose your subscription type, length or go one off, welcome to the Riot!

Whether you’re gifting it or devouring it yourself, this is cheese done properly — and joy done loudly.

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Size:
Months:
Frequency:
from £38.00
from £36.10

Welcome to the Riot’s flagship monthly pairing box:

A curated explosion of artisan cheese, indie drinks, banging snacks, stories from the makers, and a bespoke playlist crafted to match the vibe of the month.
Every box is themed, every pairing is intentional, and every month is a chance to discover something you’ve never tried before.

JANUARY THEME - This month we’re celebrating our friends north of the border, their huge qualification into the 2026 World Cup, a certain poet and a frankly ridiculous amount of incredible music, not to mention the tastiest cheeses! Welcome to Scotland!

Join the Riot this month in time for Burn’s night on the 25th!

What’s Inside Each Box?

Every month features:

  • 3–4 artisan cheeses (themes change monthly)

  • Drinks to match the vibe (your choice from beer, cider, wine, spirits or softs)

  • A snack pairing with purpose

  • Tasting notes + maker stories

  • A bespoke playlist

  • A donation to the UN World Food Programme

  • Recyclable Puffin Packaging

  • Full-on Cheese Riot energy


Each box comes with its own playlist - available on both Spotify & SoundCloud
Set the mood. Turn your kitchen into a tasting room. Or a rave. You do you.

We proudly support the UN World Food Programme
Every subscription helps us donate and feed people in crisis — cheese with meaning.

Choose Your Subscription Type:

1-MONTH

Dip your toes into the chaos.
Perfect as a standalone gift, a treat for yourself, or a “let’s see what this Riot is all about.”

3-MONTH


A seasonal journey through flavours, stories and pairings.

6-MONTH

Half a year of dairy-fuelled joy delivered to the door.
Ideal for foodies, explorers, and anyone who loves a monthly surprise.

Choose your subscription type, length or go one off, welcome to the Riot!

Whether you’re gifting it or devouring it yourself, this is cheese done properly — and joy done loudly.