Choose two cheeses. We’ll match the drink and turn them into a perfectly formed Cheese Riot for one.
Sometimes you don’t need a vast hamper.
You need two excellent cheeses, a properly chosen drink, something crunchy and an excuse to shut the door on the world for an evening.
The Little Riot is our most accessible Christmas gift: generous enough to feel special, compact enough for one person and infinitely more exciting than emergency bath products.
It also works beautifully for two people who are willing to share a little nibble each. We cannot, however, guarantee the success of that arrangement.
Choose two cheeses from the Christmas selection.
Depending on availability, your choices may include:
Yoredale Wensleydale — creamy, crumbly and properly Yorkshire
Comté AOP, aged 18–24 months — nutty, savoury and full of tiny crunchy crystals
Lindley from Primrose Creamery — rich, soft and gloriously gooey
Traditional Stilton — bold, creamy and essential Christmas behaviour
Truffled Spanish sheep’s cheese — rich, aromatic and thoroughly fancy
Once you’ve chosen the cheese, we’ll select the drink that makes the most sense.
That is the crucial bit: you don’t need to understand pairing, study tasting charts or pretend to know what “mineral” means. You choose the cheese. We do the clever bit.
Two cheeses chosen by you
One properly matched drink
Crackers or a complementary snack
The story behind your cheese and drink
Our recommended order of attack
A mini Cheese Riot playlist
Serving and storage instructions
A gift message, (if you leave one on the checkout page!)
Sustainable chilled packaging
A donation to the UN World Food Programme, always.
One extremely deserving person
Secret Santa gifts that don’t feel like Secret Santa gifts
Teachers, colleagues, neighbours and brilliant hosts
The friend spending Christmas on their own
Someone who needs a joyful night in
People who love cheese but don’t need a box built for six
You, because buying every Christmas present is exhausting
Add a half-bottle of port to bring out the festivities (perfect with Stilton and the Truffle Sheep’s Cheese!) or stick on an extra bottle of prosecco for celebration reasons. OR, do something bloody lovely - this year we’re teaming up with The Archer Project who support people experiencing homelessness across Sheffield. You can help out by adding on a £5, £10 or £20 donation to support their work - we’ll stick it in a pot, add it all together and hand it over to them in Christmas week, all of it. <3
Christmas orders close on 16 December. Orders available for delivery from December 1st, please let us know the date you’d like delivery if different than Christmas week.
The main national Christmas dispatch begins December 17th. Your cheese will arrive chilled and with a guaranteed use-by-date to be perfect for Christmas day, and beyond! Please do let us know if you have a certain date you are hoping to enjoy your Full Riot, this helps us to ensure we dispatch at the appropriate time. Full tracking information will be included. Please refrigerate the cheese as soon as it arrives, then follow the enclosed serving instructions before beginning your Riot. (IE - DON’T EAT COLD CHEESE!)
Contains milk and gluten. Depending on your chosen version, drinks may contain gluten, sulphites and other allergens. Full allergen information is included and can be requested before ordering.
Exact cheeses, drinks and snacks may change if a maker experiences a Christmas supply issue. Any replacement will be of equivalent quality, size, character and value, and will still be properly paired.
Alcohol is available only to customers aged 18 or over. Age verification may be required.
Choose the cheese. We’ll bring the Riot.
Choose two cheeses. We’ll match the drink and turn them into a perfectly formed Cheese Riot for one.
Sometimes you don’t need a vast hamper.
You need two excellent cheeses, a properly chosen drink, something crunchy and an excuse to shut the door on the world for an evening.
The Little Riot is our most accessible Christmas gift: generous enough to feel special, compact enough for one person and infinitely more exciting than emergency bath products.
It also works beautifully for two people who are willing to share a little nibble each. We cannot, however, guarantee the success of that arrangement.
Choose two cheeses from the Christmas selection.
Depending on availability, your choices may include:
Yoredale Wensleydale — creamy, crumbly and properly Yorkshire
Comté AOP, aged 18–24 months — nutty, savoury and full of tiny crunchy crystals
Lindley from Primrose Creamery — rich, soft and gloriously gooey
Traditional Stilton — bold, creamy and essential Christmas behaviour
Truffled Spanish sheep’s cheese — rich, aromatic and thoroughly fancy
Once you’ve chosen the cheese, we’ll select the drink that makes the most sense.
That is the crucial bit: you don’t need to understand pairing, study tasting charts or pretend to know what “mineral” means. You choose the cheese. We do the clever bit.
Two cheeses chosen by you
One properly matched drink
Crackers or a complementary snack
The story behind your cheese and drink
Our recommended order of attack
A mini Cheese Riot playlist
Serving and storage instructions
A gift message, (if you leave one on the checkout page!)
Sustainable chilled packaging
A donation to the UN World Food Programme, always.
One extremely deserving person
Secret Santa gifts that don’t feel like Secret Santa gifts
Teachers, colleagues, neighbours and brilliant hosts
The friend spending Christmas on their own
Someone who needs a joyful night in
People who love cheese but don’t need a box built for six
You, because buying every Christmas present is exhausting
Add a half-bottle of port to bring out the festivities (perfect with Stilton and the Truffle Sheep’s Cheese!) or stick on an extra bottle of prosecco for celebration reasons. OR, do something bloody lovely - this year we’re teaming up with The Archer Project who support people experiencing homelessness across Sheffield. You can help out by adding on a £5, £10 or £20 donation to support their work - we’ll stick it in a pot, add it all together and hand it over to them in Christmas week, all of it. <3
Christmas orders close on 16 December. Orders available for delivery from December 1st, please let us know the date you’d like delivery if different than Christmas week.
The main national Christmas dispatch begins December 17th. Your cheese will arrive chilled and with a guaranteed use-by-date to be perfect for Christmas day, and beyond! Please do let us know if you have a certain date you are hoping to enjoy your Full Riot, this helps us to ensure we dispatch at the appropriate time. Full tracking information will be included. Please refrigerate the cheese as soon as it arrives, then follow the enclosed serving instructions before beginning your Riot. (IE - DON’T EAT COLD CHEESE!)
Contains milk and gluten. Depending on your chosen version, drinks may contain gluten, sulphites and other allergens. Full allergen information is included and can be requested before ordering.
Exact cheeses, drinks and snacks may change if a maker experiences a Christmas supply issue. Any replacement will be of equivalent quality, size, character and value, and will still be properly paired.
Alcohol is available only to customers aged 18 or over. Age verification may be required.
Choose the cheese. We’ll bring the Riot.
