Christmas isn’t a day, it’s an endurance event. Bring cheese.
Five exceptional cheeses. Six properly chosen drinks. All the snacks, games, stories and music needed to turn an ordinary night at home into a full-blown Cheese Riot.
Built for 4–6 people. Also entirely acceptable for two hungry individuals whose guests have mysteriously “cancelled.”
This isn’t another hamper full of jars that’ll remain unopened until Easter, The Full Riot is a completely hosted cheese-and-drink experience. We choose the cheese. We choose the drinks. We explain why they work together. We provide the games, stories, playlist and running order.
You open the box, gather your favourite people and take all the credit. But there’s only 60 being sold. First 20 Full Riot’s sold will recieve a complimentary bottle of Domaine Toussaint Vouvray Craie Blanche Brut, (perfect cheese-fizz!), worth £18.
INSIDE THE FULL RIOT
Five brilliant cheeses
Yoredale Wensleydale — fresh, crumbly, creamy and properly Yorkshire.
Comté AOP, aged 18–24 months — deeply savoury, nutty and dangerously easy to keep cutting.
Lindley from Primrose Creamery — Jersey cows milk, enriched with jersey cow’s cream…say no more! Winner of the Golden Fork 2026
Traditional Stilton — the Christmas heavyweight, ready to bring the blue-cheese drama.
Truffled Spanish sheep’s cheese — rich, aromatic and unapologetically luxurious.
The complete drinks flight
One bottle of carefully selected white wine
One bottle of carefully selected red wine - both picked to pair perfectly with your cheese board.
Four independently brewed beers, moving from bright and crisp to gloriously dark. We’ve done the hard work and researched the best possible beers to accompany the evening of cheese!
Every drink is chosen for a specific moment in the cheese journey. No random bottles. No filler. No pretending something “pairs beautifully” simply because both items were available.
The rest of the riot
Proper crackers
A selected preserve, we promise it’ll stand up against your cheeses!
Hot-honey nuts
Classic Italian olives
Cheese Riot’s no-wankery hosting guide
The story behind every cheese and drink
Your recommended tasting order
Cheese games and conversation cards
A suitably riotous Christmas playlist
The option to have an audio-guide to your cheese tasting
Storage, serving and allergen information
A donation to the UN World Food Programme
Everything arrives chilled in sustainable packaging, ready to become the best bit of Christmas.
WHO’S THE FULL RIOT FOR?
The Full Riot is made for:
Christmas gatherings that need an actual plan
Families who want to do something together after dinner
Friends replacing polite festive small talk with cheese
Hosts who want maximum glory with minimal faffing
Got an early December house-full? Great, grab this box and your evening is sorted!
Couples prepared to cancel everyone and eat it themselves
Anyone who believes Christmas deserves better than a beige buffet
WANT THE FOOD WITHOUT THE BOOZE?
Choose The Full Riot: Food Only.
You’ll receive all five cheeses, accompaniments, games, stories, music and hosting materials, along with our exact beer, wine and alcohol-free pairing recommendations.
You supply the bottles. We supply everything else.
EARLY-RIOTER FIZZ
The first 20 Full Riot With Drinks ordered and paid in full before October 31st will receive a bottle of Domaine Toussaint Vouvray Craie Blanche Brut, (perfect cheese-fizz!) on us! Only 20. Only until end of October.
No code needed, your fizz will be automatically added to your basket when you check out.
Fizz is available with the Complete With Drinks version only and while the allocated stock lasts.
ADD A LITTLE MORE CHAOS
Add a half-bottle of port to bring out alongside the Stilton or stick on an extra bottle of prosecco for celebration reasons. OR, do something bloody lovely - this year we’re teaming up with The Archer Project who support people experiencing homelessness across Sheffield. You can help out by adding on a £5, £10 or £20 donation to support their work - we’ll stick it in a pot, add it all together and hand it over to them in Christmas week, all of it. <3
DELIVERY - £7.50 FLAT DELIVERY FEE WHEREVER YOU HAPPEN TO BE
Christmas orders close on 16 December, or until we sell out. (Did we mention there’s ONLY 60???) Orders available for delivery from December 1st, please select the date you want it delivered if different than Christmas week.
The main national Christmas dispatch begins December 17th. Your cheese will arrive chilled and with a guaranteed use-by-date to be perfect for Christmas day, and beyond! Please do let us know if you have a certain date you are hoping to enjoy your Full Riot, this helps us to ensure we dispatch at the appropriate time. Full tracking information will be included. Please refrigerate the cheese as soon as it arrives, then follow the enclosed serving instructions before beginning your Riot.
Only 60 Full Riots will be released across the Food Only and Complete With Drinks versions.
When they’re gone, Christmas will have to continue without them. Frankly, we wouldn’t risk it.
Christmas isn’t a day, it’s an endurance event. Bring cheese.
Five exceptional cheeses. Six properly chosen drinks. All the snacks, games, stories and music needed to turn an ordinary night at home into a full-blown Cheese Riot.
Built for 4–6 people. Also entirely acceptable for two hungry individuals whose guests have mysteriously “cancelled.”
This isn’t another hamper full of jars that’ll remain unopened until Easter, The Full Riot is a completely hosted cheese-and-drink experience. We choose the cheese. We choose the drinks. We explain why they work together. We provide the games, stories, playlist and running order.
You open the box, gather your favourite people and take all the credit. But there’s only 60 being sold. First 20 Full Riot’s sold will recieve a complimentary bottle of Domaine Toussaint Vouvray Craie Blanche Brut, (perfect cheese-fizz!), worth £18.
INSIDE THE FULL RIOT
Five brilliant cheeses
Yoredale Wensleydale — fresh, crumbly, creamy and properly Yorkshire.
Comté AOP, aged 18–24 months — deeply savoury, nutty and dangerously easy to keep cutting.
Lindley from Primrose Creamery — Jersey cows milk, enriched with jersey cow’s cream…say no more! Winner of the Golden Fork 2026
Traditional Stilton — the Christmas heavyweight, ready to bring the blue-cheese drama.
Truffled Spanish sheep’s cheese — rich, aromatic and unapologetically luxurious.
The complete drinks flight
One bottle of carefully selected white wine
One bottle of carefully selected red wine - both picked to pair perfectly with your cheese board.
Four independently brewed beers, moving from bright and crisp to gloriously dark. We’ve done the hard work and researched the best possible beers to accompany the evening of cheese!
Every drink is chosen for a specific moment in the cheese journey. No random bottles. No filler. No pretending something “pairs beautifully” simply because both items were available.
The rest of the riot
Proper crackers
A selected preserve, we promise it’ll stand up against your cheeses!
Hot-honey nuts
Classic Italian olives
Cheese Riot’s no-wankery hosting guide
The story behind every cheese and drink
Your recommended tasting order
Cheese games and conversation cards
A suitably riotous Christmas playlist
The option to have an audio-guide to your cheese tasting
Storage, serving and allergen information
A donation to the UN World Food Programme
Everything arrives chilled in sustainable packaging, ready to become the best bit of Christmas.
WHO’S THE FULL RIOT FOR?
The Full Riot is made for:
Christmas gatherings that need an actual plan
Families who want to do something together after dinner
Friends replacing polite festive small talk with cheese
Hosts who want maximum glory with minimal faffing
Got an early December house-full? Great, grab this box and your evening is sorted!
Couples prepared to cancel everyone and eat it themselves
Anyone who believes Christmas deserves better than a beige buffet
WANT THE FOOD WITHOUT THE BOOZE?
Choose The Full Riot: Food Only.
You’ll receive all five cheeses, accompaniments, games, stories, music and hosting materials, along with our exact beer, wine and alcohol-free pairing recommendations.
You supply the bottles. We supply everything else.
EARLY-RIOTER FIZZ
The first 20 Full Riot With Drinks ordered and paid in full before October 31st will receive a bottle of Domaine Toussaint Vouvray Craie Blanche Brut, (perfect cheese-fizz!) on us! Only 20. Only until end of October.
No code needed, your fizz will be automatically added to your basket when you check out.
Fizz is available with the Complete With Drinks version only and while the allocated stock lasts.
ADD A LITTLE MORE CHAOS
Add a half-bottle of port to bring out alongside the Stilton or stick on an extra bottle of prosecco for celebration reasons. OR, do something bloody lovely - this year we’re teaming up with The Archer Project who support people experiencing homelessness across Sheffield. You can help out by adding on a £5, £10 or £20 donation to support their work - we’ll stick it in a pot, add it all together and hand it over to them in Christmas week, all of it. <3
DELIVERY - £7.50 FLAT DELIVERY FEE WHEREVER YOU HAPPEN TO BE
Christmas orders close on 16 December, or until we sell out. (Did we mention there’s ONLY 60???) Orders available for delivery from December 1st, please select the date you want it delivered if different than Christmas week.
The main national Christmas dispatch begins December 17th. Your cheese will arrive chilled and with a guaranteed use-by-date to be perfect for Christmas day, and beyond! Please do let us know if you have a certain date you are hoping to enjoy your Full Riot, this helps us to ensure we dispatch at the appropriate time. Full tracking information will be included. Please refrigerate the cheese as soon as it arrives, then follow the enclosed serving instructions before beginning your Riot.
Only 60 Full Riots will be released across the Food Only and Complete With Drinks versions.
When they’re gone, Christmas will have to continue without them. Frankly, we wouldn’t risk it.
